This is a post in tribute to my new found blogging adversary mrsmcmommy. Her and her Dad are devout Christians. How devout you ask? Well, it’s hard to say. They both have this habit of tap dancing, flailing their arms around and resorting to the Tu Quoque when asked direct questions. But given that mrsmcmommy feels biblical slavery is justified, I think it’s fair to say that she is pretty devout. Anyways, she directed me to one of her dad’s posts and I figured I’d have some fun with it. See if you agree
I was at the mall last month during the holidays.
I walked around the stores and observed all the signs and decorations
There were a lot of things on sale and great deals
I’ve been to enough malls to believe that.
Of course, you can’t have a holiday season without a gift giver
So lo, there was talk of La Befana
La Befana is the bringer of presents
La Befana has a list of every single child who has been naughty and nice
La Befana can go around the entire world in one night
…this sounded vaguely familiar to me.
La Befana has nothing in common with Santa Claus!
How could it?
Ancient Italians weren’t getting presents by the light of lava fountains.
Yet those primitive people understood that somebody had to give everyone presents
Where did they get that idea?
At one point we learned about La Befana, The Italian Witch
Nobody really believes in La Befana anymore.
She is listed in the ‘myth’ column along with Kris Kringle, Julenissen, and a dozen other legendary gift givers.
Santa Claus is a different story.
Centuries later, Santa Claus still hands out millions of childrenwho believe in him.
To be sure, a lot of people put Santa Claus in the myth column too.
They think La Befana and Santa Claus are essentially the same thing.
They think this because they’re ignorant.
Whereas La Befana was created by St Nick
…St Nick was Santa Claus.
Santa Claus was that pre-existing source of mana into La Befana.
(The ad at the mall says it differently because it’s in English, not Italian…)
And Santa Claus didn’t leave any tracks behind
To be clear…
…I didn’t get all this from the ads at the mall
Don’t go to the mall expecting to find the answer.
We have to write our own answers.
Santa Claus gives presents to us every second of every day.
In Canada, the US, Italy, the presents are being given and waiting to be discovered…
…by those who care to look for it.